Even though my dad and my brother gang up on me, it's always me and dad against mum !

Today we were watching television and an advert came on, showing a woman with a big gap between her teeth and my dad says

"Oh look ! There's your mother !"

And we both laughed for ages at her !

We were also watching the biggest loser and i asked them if we were all fat guys, who would come on with me. My mum put her hand up and i went

"No offence mum, but i don't think you'd last in it!" And me and dad laughed at her again.

She does this weird thing when she's in pain. Instead of doing what any normal person would, clutch what you hurt and go
"Ah !" or "Ahya !"

SHe goes "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow"

She announciates each letter and she keeps going on. And then she's like Peter Griffin when he hurt his leg and stayed on the ground for ages !